Elf (in the liquor) Shelf

Having a two year old in the home, Santa sent one of his magic elves down to help us with behavior through the holiday season.  

He sent us a dud. 

Caught red handed!

I should have known what we got ourselves into when the naming ceremony started.  We read the book he came with, looked at the pictures and talked about what the naught/nice lists looked like.  Amelia then stated the name of her new holiday friend.....Fart.  I quickly renamed him Zart.

Zart....he is a lazy one.

Some of Santa's magic elves bring gifts and cheer to their families.  This one forgot to move half the time (I think he is a drinker).

Some of Santa's magic elves play funny tricks with the kids.  This one is a peeper.  Wade caught him one time peeping on him above the toilet.

Tonight is our last night with Zart.  I hope he returns next year with a new lease on life (and a little rehab under his belt).